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things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them
As a kid my parents told me not to talk to strangers online or give out personal information, now as an adult I’m the one telling them not to fall for scams or give out personal identifying information.
Me: I’m gonna set a personal deadline
Me to me: She’s a huge pushover do whatever you want
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.
309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme
Evangelation
There’s also
855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.
Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?
This is wonderful
lets get personal.
- 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
- 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
- 4: What do you think about most?
- 5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
- 6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
- 7: What's your strangest talent?
- 8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence)
- 9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
- 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
- 11: Do you have any strange phobias?
- 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
- 13: What's your religion?
- 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
- 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
- 17: What was the last lie you told?
- 18: Do you believe in karma?
- 19: What does your URL mean?
- 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
- 21: Who is your celebrity crush?
- 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
- 23: How do you vent your anger?
- 24: Do you have a collection of anything?
- 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- 26: Are you happy with the person you've become?
- 27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
- 28: What's your biggest "what if"?
- 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
- 31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
- 32: What's the worst place you have ever been to?
- 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
- 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
- 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
- 36: Define Art.
- 37: Do you believe in luck?
- 38: What's the weather like right now?
- 39: What time is it?
- 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
- 41: What was the last book you read?
- 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
- 43: Do you have any nicknames?
- 44: What was the last film you saw?
- 45: What's the worst injury you've ever had?
- 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
- 47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
- 48: What's your sexual orientation?
- 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
- 50: Do you believe in magic?
- 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
- 52: What is your astrological sign?
- 53: Do you save money or spend it?
- 54: What's the last thing you purchased?
- 55: Love or lust?
- 56: In a relationship?
- 57: How many relationships have you had?
- 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
- 59: Where were you yesterday?
- 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
- 61: Are you wearing socks right now?
- 62: What's your favourite animal?
- 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
- 64: Where is your best friend?
- 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.
- 66: What is your heritage?
- 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
- 68: What do you think is Satan's last name?
- 69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
- 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
- 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
- 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
- 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
- 74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
- 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
- 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
- 77: How can I win your heart?
- 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
- 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
- 80: What size shoes do you wear?
- 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
- 82: What is your favourite word?
- 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
- 84: What is a saying you say a lot?
- 85: What's the last song you listened to?
- 86: Basic question; what's your favourite colour/colours?
- 87: What is your current desktop picture?
- 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
- 89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
- 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
- 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
- 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
- 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
- 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
- 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
- 96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
- 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
- 98: Ever been on a plane?
- 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
Don’t mind me, I’m just over here crying over Duncan Keith. This man had an amazing year in hockey, but had such a rough personal year yet nobody could ever tell. He deserves the world dude
me immediately after talking about any personal information or emotions: ive revealed too much. i must never speak again, to show no weakness and preserve my identity
“I thought we talked about this, Cas.” Dean’s voice is low and quiet, trying to hide his slight irritation. “Personal space.”
It’s a phrase Cas has heard at least a million times from Dean’s lips, and like always, he nods and steps back, giving Dean more room.
Next time, he thinks. Maybe next time.
Because it isn’t that Cas doesn’t understand the concept of personal space. It’s just that he can’t stay away from Dean. And he is convinced that someday, Dean is going to turn around to find Cas’ face only inches away from his own, and he’s not going to tell Cas to give him space. Cas is convinced that someday, Dean will simply lean forward until there’s no space between them at all.
So Cas continues to stand too close.
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